Just as the "explosion" happens, a flurry of yellow limbs covers the screen. When the digital smoke clears, they’ve rearranged your icons into the shape of a cupcake. They wave, blow a kiss to the webcam, and settle in.

A faint beeping starts. The Minions freeze. Their eyes grow wide, perfectly rendered in high-definition panic. "BEE-DO! BEE-DO! BEE-DO!"

Then there’s Stuart. Stuart doesn’t care about your files. He’s found the "Recycle Bin" and is currently using it as a basketball hoop for a crumpled-up sticky note. He misses. The note bounces off the bottom of the screen and hits a hidden detonator.

(stuck behind the glass, hanging from icons, or "breaking" the screen)

To the left, Kevin is trying to be productive. He’s found your cursor and is chasing it like a cat with a laser pointer. Every time you check your email, he trips over a desktop shortcut, tumbling head-over-heels across your taskbar. He finally catches the arrow, tries to eat it, and realizes it has no flavor. He sighs in HD.

(3D render, classic 2D animation, or minimalist silhouette)

(bright lab white, deep space blue, or classic Minion yellow)