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Dick In The Butty -

: A cheeky local legend with a knack for being in the right place at lunchtime.

Barnaby sighed. He knew Dick wouldn't leave until he had secured a portion of the prize. With the resigned air of a man paying a tax he didn't owe, Barnaby pulled the sandwich apart. He tore a generous corner off the left side and handed it over. dick in the butty

Barnaby gripped his sandwich tighter. "It’s my lunch, Dick. Go get your own from the bakery." : A cheeky local legend with a knack

"Bakery’s closed," Dick lied effortlessly. "Power’s out. Only thing left in the village is what’s already between two slices of bread. And that butty looks like it could feed a small crew." dick in the butty