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"Shut up, Meg," Peter says, wheeling in his spinning cat-toast machine.

Cutaway: Peter is standing in a field with a giant slingshot. He loads a passenger into it. "Next stop, Cincinnati!" He pulls the lever, and the passenger is launched directly into a brick wall. famyli guy

Everyone in the room is suddenly a genius. Quagmire starts explaining the aerodynamics of a Boeing 747 in excruciating detail. Joe begins solving complex equations on a napkin to improve police response times. "Shut up, Meg," Peter says, wheeling in his

Meanwhile, Peter is in the garage, trying to "invent" something for the science fair. He has taped a slice of bread to a cat. "See, Lois? The cat always lands on its feet, and the toast always lands butter-side down! I’ve created a perpetual motion machine!" "Next stop, Cincinnati

Everything goes back to normal. The screen fades to black as Peter tries to eat the "science" toast off the cat.

The two of them start a high-speed, intellectual "chicken fight" in the middle of the science fair, debating the merits of various philosophical schools while punching each other.

"I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down. "I’m the smartest guy in this room. I watched a whole documentary on how they make cheese last night. Did you know it’s just milk that got angry?" "Peter, that’s not how science works," Joe sighs.