, the tech-wiz who had spent the hiatus developing an app that calculated the "Optimal Gravy-to-Biscuit Ratio," adjusted his glasses. "The data suggests a 15% increase in caloric intake is necessary just to maintain our current... gravitas."
"We train," Benny whispered, a crumb of maple bacon clinging to his chin. "We start with the stairs at the mall. We work our way up to the stadium bleachers. No buffet is out of reach." Full BellyFat Friends : Season 2 Episode 1
The episode closed with the four friends standing at the base of a modest flight of stairs, looking up as if they were staring at the summit of Everest. Benny took a deep breath, patted his stomach for luck, and took the first step. , the tech-wiz who had spent the hiatus
, the silent muscle of the group who once ate an entire rotisserie chicken in a parking lot just to prove a point, simply nodded. He was already halfway through a "Lumberjack Platter" that the menu warned was meant for a family of four. "We start with the stairs at the mall