When it came time for the rings, Shaw fumbled. "A gold hoop," he muttered. "The smallest handcuff ever forged by man."
"Well, Mr. Shaw? Do you feel like a changed man? A pillar of the establishment?" Getting Married by George Bernard Shaw
The ceremony was brisk. Shaw, true to form, attempted to interrupt the proceedings twice—once to question the phrasing of "lawful impediment" and again to suggest that the room’s ventilation was a crime against public health. When it came time for the rings, Shaw fumbled