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Arthur signed. It felt like winning the lottery, until he got home. His driveway was built for one car and a bicycle. By Tuesday, the "free" Kia was parked on his lawn. By Wednesday, the city had issued a citation. By Friday, Arthur realized the hidden catch: he now had two car payments’ worth of insurance and a neighborhood association that was currently voting on whether to ban the color "Alien Green" from the zip code.

In the crowd, Arthur blinked. He had come in for a simple oil change for his 2012 Forte. Now, he was staring at a "Buy One, Get One" contract that felt more like a prank than a promotion. "Is it... real?" Arthur asked, poking a lime-green Rio . kia buy one get one

Arthur looked out his window at the two Kias huddled together in the rain. He realized BOGO was great for socks, okay for pizzas, but for mid-sized SUVs? It was just twice the reason to check your blind spot. Arthur signed