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"Check the fridge," Alan suggested. "That’s where I keep my pride. Right behind the expired yogurt."

Walden, lounging on the couch with a green juice that cost more than Alan's car, didn't look up. "Alan, the last time you tried to be 'mysterious,' the police questioned you for three hours because you were lurking near a mailbox." Watch Two And a Half Men S11E21

"Great," Alan sighed, looking at his phone. "Now I just need to find someone who’s willing to be seen with me in public for forty-eight hours without a paper bag over their head." "Check the fridge," Alan suggested

"That was a misunderstanding involving a lost coupon!" Alan huffed. "Alan, the last time you tried to be

Alan Harper was staring at his reflection in the mirror, practicing his "I’m an alpha male" face, which mostly just looked like he had a mild toothache.

Just then, Jenny—Charlie’s long-lost daughter—stumbled in, smelling faintly of cheap tequila and bad decisions. "Hey, roomies. Anyone seen my dignity? I think I left it at a dive bar called 'The Rusty Anchor' or in the back of a Prius. It’s a toss-up."