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He stared at the spaghetti. He stared at the glowing red ring. Then, he looked at his old, chipped, porcelain IKEA plate sitting in the back of the cupboard—the one that didn't know his name, didn't care about his insulin, and certainly didn't have an opinion on who he wanted to be.
"Identification confirmed," a pleasant, synthetic voice emanated from his phone. "Wild-caught Sockeye Salmon. 142 grams. Asparagus spears. 88 grams. Arthur, you are currently 14% under your protein target for the day. Please consume the salmon first to maximize metabolic thermogenesis." Arthur obeyed. It felt efficient. It felt right. buy smart plate
Arthur stood up, transferred the pasta to the old plate, and placed the Smart Plate back in its box. He stared at the spaghetti
"Arthur," the app chirped, "this refined carbohydrate will spike your insulin and negate the recovery gains from your morning sprint. Are you sure this is who you want to be?" Asparagus spears
The breaking point came on a rainy Tuesday. Arthur had a grueling day at work. He wanted comfort. He wanted a massive, un-calculated, non-audited pile of spaghetti carbonara
Arthur looked down. His Bluetooth-enabled fork had indeed retracted its tines into its handle.
